The Selfie Hand Shake

I’m making this a thing



The Selfie Hand Shake

I’m making this a thing

2 days ago with 229,572 notes
originally jbillz709


i have 3 moods:

  • skips every song on my ipod
  • lets the music play without interruption
  • plays the same song on repeat for days

2 days ago with 626,091 notes
originally zackisontumblr

*fills mason jar with vodka* i’m doing a cleanse

2 days ago with 73,106 notes
originally zodiacbaby

2 days ago with 129,444 notes
originally blastoisex



People with anxiety:

  • Know the worry is irrational
  • Want to calm down but can’t
  • Hate the fact that breathing feels like you are trying to breathe rocks instead of air
  • Feel like they are drowning and suffocating.  Telling them to just take a breath and calm down doesnt help.
  • Want to stop shaking but can’t control their limbs.
  • Just plain feel horrible and embarrassed.

Now I kinda understand anxiety from my friends a little

2 days ago with 68,373 notes
originally riseabovedefeat

Find someone that makes you laugh as hard as they make you cum
— (via cgbhz)

2 days ago with 239,985 notes
originally shallow-feelings


White girls trying to read captchas like

2 days ago with 82,450 notes
originally medianrare

2 days ago with 27,567 notes
originally nymphoninjas

I knew I matured when I realized every situation doesn’t need a reaction. Sometimes you just have to leave people to continue to do the lame shit that they do.
— (via cutely-perverted)

2 days ago with 58,794 notes
originally theeducatedqueen

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